pre-manstrual syndrome

When a male is pissy and irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS

Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

by Frannie U January 11, 2009

Pre-stress stress

The stress you have about the stress you're going to have later on in time.

Me starting the semester, looking at the syllabus and realizing ill have something due every week. Im already having pre-stress stress about it.

by THE_BOULDER March 2, 2019

pre-bash crash

The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.

Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?

Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...

by B_HatBeatdown July 30, 2010

Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.

I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.

by Luna2018 June 12, 2018

pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.

by GGamer65 June 2, 2020

Pre-trip release

When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.

Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?

Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.

by tricky175 January 18, 2016

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018