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Pre - Slam Jam

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010
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Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.
I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.
by Luna2018 June 12, 2018
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pre-bash crash

The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.
Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?

Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...
by B_HatBeatdown July 30, 2010
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Pre game shit

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit
"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"
by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016
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Pre-road rage

The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.
I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!
by Rmilkman January 13, 2009
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Pre-Estimate Meeting

An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)
This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!
by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022
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pre-flight inspection

A quick inspection of essential items (Phone, Wallet, Keys, Ipod..) before leaving the bar slightly inebriated.
Gentleman #1: (Throw on jacket) Alright see you guys later! Pre-flight inspection.
by cowtheif April 8, 2013
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