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cell phone

Small electronical device that causes major distress in rich girls lives. If lost it could cause her to show paranoid schizophrenic behavior. It will also cause her mom to scold mentally handicapped kids and call them "immature."
"Mom! They took my cell phone! I thought they were my friends!"
by MOJOE April 21, 2005
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On the Phone

When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...
I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.
by Acebinkley September 3, 2005
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boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.
Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?
by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009
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Phone Mobbing

The process of many people calling phones, banks of payphones, or radio stations all at once. Originated by the Phone Losers of America.
"Hey, you want to do a Phone Mobbing on the Loveline radio show?"
by Kevin Mitnick October 1, 2003
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Phonaked

To leave ones cell phone in your vehicle or home when venturing into public. Feeling naked because you might be missing important Calls, texts or tweets.
I left my phone in the car, I feel phonaked without it.
by Froogilicious January 14, 2010
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Phone Troll

Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.

A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.

It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.

It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
Kendra: Damn, PJ is terrorizing those poor reps again!
David: wow! He's such a phone troll.
by aDumbCockroach October 11, 2011
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Phone

A slang term me and my friends created to tell someone to look at a girl's ass without her knowing.
"Yo dude check your phone"
"I know man that's a nice phone"
by idk_man2 July 13, 2017
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