Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 5, 2022

peanut hamper

a mathematically perfect name after a study of all languages.

I ran the numbers and Peanut Hamper is the perfect name for your child.

by Dilithiumfetishist1701 May 5, 2022

Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.

I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!

by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.

Im using the “peanut butter technique”

by Healthy alex July 12, 2022

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022