parkers_records

Everyone’s favorite record TikTok account and a huge Lana stan. Everyone loves Parker because she is so funny and says “yall” funny.

“Omg! Did you see that record parkers_records has?”

“Yes omg I’m robbing her.”

by Lanadelflop August 25, 2021

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Parkerparentphobia or ppp

When you are deadly afraid of Francis Parker adults are they may be to loud or to enthusiastic but what ever it is it’s terrifying!

John We’re you at the game last night?

Claire I sure was but I had to leave early
John Why
Claire My parkerparentphobia or ppp was acting up:/

by spiritualbxtch August 27, 2021

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew

Look at that stupid shity bitch parker

by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021

Parker

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly

parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player

by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

Pahler

A weird individual who will murder you in your sleep if you don’t snuggle or become a human teddy bear. Pahlers find people that look like vegetables very attractive. A Pahler is one who always has murder and Riverdale on her mind!!

Overdoses on Flaming Hot Cheetos, Dutch Bros and Monster!!!

A Pahler is an individual who likes to cuss out bad drivers even tho she’s probably worse than them.

Is the type of person to say 5 words on FaceTime then hang up.

Sister: Hi Pahler, HOws it goin?

Pahler: Get out my room!!!

Sister: Hey Pahler can u drive me to Dutch?

Pahler: Sure, are you paying for my gas and my OG gummy bear?!!!!

by Stinky Foot & Turd November 21, 2021