pole sharkin

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.

Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.

by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.

Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”

by MacReady95 June 12, 2023

South Pole

When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.

Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.

by maxamillion69 September 28, 2024

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

princess pole

The dick on a femme trans woman.

“Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”

“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”

by @cl36 July 19, 2024

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021