Jones law

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.
Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.
by Antonoir July 23, 2017
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mr jones

that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.
mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house
by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020
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T-Jones

A word for your friends mother. A word mainly used in Texas.
Are you going to see your T-Jones for Christmas?
by ADESP January 03, 2021
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Jasmine Cephas Jones

Jasmine Cephas Jones is an American actress and singer, best known for originating the dual roles of Peggy Schuyler and Maria Reynolds in the 2015 Broadway musical Hamilton. In 2020, Cephas Jones won a Primetime Emmy for portraying Tyisha in #freerayshawn. She was born July 21, 1989 in Brooklyn, New York. In December 2018, her Hamilton co-star, Anthony Ramos proposed to her and she said yes after 5 long years. They are set to get married in 2021. Her mother is British and her father is African American. She starred in the movie Blindspotting with Hamilton co-star, Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal. Blindspotting is becoming a TV series and will be on Starz. Jones has been in a total of 16 movies/shows (Blindspotting, #FREERAYSHAWN, Hamilton : An American Musical, Monsters and Men, Mrs. Fletcher, Dog Days, The Photograph, Mistress America, Marriage Story, Titus, Honest Thief, Hamilton's America, Fairfield, One Night in Miami, Blood Surf, and Midnight Texas). Her Zodiac sign is Cancer. She currently lives in BKLYN, NY with her fiancée and their two dogs, Prince and Nala. She also makes an appearance in her fiancée's song, "Mind Over Matter" and she is in the spicy music video with him.
Person 1 : Have you have heard The Blue Bird EP by Jasmine Cephas Jones? My favorite song on it is Gone Girl.

Person 2 : Yeah, I heard it when it came out! My favorite song is Alice!

Person 3 : No, I haven't heard it yet! I have to listen to the album! I remember her from Hamilton! Say No To This was amazing!

Person 1 + 2 : Yeah, she was amazing in Hamilton!
by awayinamanger November 10, 2020
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Landon Paul Jones

"Hey Mom, who is that Mexican with the 2-inch ears." "Little Timmy, that's Landon Paul Jones"
by Young Fetus August 24, 2020
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catherine zeta jones

One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to Michael Douglas.
Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"

Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."

Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"
by Someone8829 August 03, 2006
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