Top African

1. A person who brings you a cup of water from the kitchen.

2. Getting the water in for the lads!

Example one

Person 1 : "Hey, I brought you a cup of water"

Person 2 : "Thanks, your a Top African!"

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Example two

Person 1 : "Be a top african and get the water in for the lads"

by Resolve22 January 31, 2012

Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

raw top

Usually pertaining to gay sex, a male who anally penetrates his partner without wearing a condom; bareback

Mike likes barebacking his lover JC as a raw top

by mtelles May 20, 2017

Chest-top

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

by Buckified February 26, 2011

top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants

I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.

by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017