beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"

Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!

by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 2, 2019

ouzel bird

Ouzel Bird : a bird which flies around in circles ever getting smaller, the faster the bird flies the smaller the circles become, eventually consuming the bird from head to tail.

The worker tried too hard and turned into an Ouzel Bird

by Comic01 June 15, 2017

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 6, 2014

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015