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‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
mugGet the stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking nowmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》mug.

<.7.9.7.6>Now I Am Fucking Tight <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>Now I Am Fucking Tight <.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>Now I Am Fucking Tight <.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>Now I Am Fucking Tight <.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay
by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020
mugGet the Now I'm gaymug.
No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the Now you know how *blank* feelsmug.

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.
“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”
by KoevHalev July 12, 2020
mugGet the The Kutty $nowmug.

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