Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach

Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy

by JCsuperstar December 21, 2006

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 09, 2015

Drop a deuce

A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.

“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**

by Baby back bitch September 24, 2023

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 31, 2025

Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.

Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."

by Hey Jack August 08, 2014

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 01, 2014

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018