Mr. Nice Guy

A dildo, vibrator or other masturbatory tool a woman uses while spelunking.

She goes to the market to get some things she needs: cigarettes, some chardonnay, and a ten-pack of C's for Mr. Nice Guy.

by EmJayH June 18, 2008

niceing

To touch lightly with fingertips, caress, usually bare skin.
Most often the chest, back, and arms are ever so lightly caressed in circular strokes, long sweeping strokes, and occasionally the caressing hand is turned over, so as to add the gentle scratching sensation produced by the backs of the fingernails.

"We were just lying on the couch all day, I was watching the game and she was niceing me the whole time, it felt so incredible."

by subtle-t November 16, 2007

How nice

Phrase used, mostly in the Deep South, when the speaker really means 'Who gives a shit!'

How nice!

by Big Bad Southern Daddy December 8, 2010

Nice One

Nice One

A very attractive man you could see yourself with.

A drop dead gorgeous guy.

Monesha: Girl I was out last night and saw some nice one's.

Destiny: Ohhhh yeah? Girl I was at a restaurant and saw a nice one myself. I had to go get that number.

Monica: I'm at the mall and mmm a nice one just walked by.
Ravyn: You need to send him my way.

by SteelX May 21, 2010

Midwest Nice

The type of niceness you see from a guy from the midwest areas in America such as Michigan or Wisconsin, who is considered the most laid-back dude ever. If he's someone with the midwest nice is owning the lawn and he sees your lawn is getting pretty shaggy, he's going to offer to mow your lawn. If you don't have enough money for Culvers, he'll gladly pay for the rest of his cheese curds and custard. If you're stepping on his foot, he'll say "Ope! excuse me sir/ma'am, I hope it's not to big of an ask but may you... um you're stepping on my foot, it kinda hurts, thank you!"
Charlie Berens is a youtube with the midwest nice.

"This guy, yeah, he offered to clean out my gutter for free, he must have that Midwest Nice or something."

by ThatDudeFromWisconson May 19, 2020

Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,

Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

by Rainbow Gopher March 28, 2019

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018