mental runt

N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.

mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

by webs71 February 1, 2007

mentalbation

thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism)

1: man did you see the girl on those tits?
2: mentalbation much?

by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 17, 2008

mental pause

What men often experience during a woman's menopause.
A sudden interruption in thought or loss of the thought entirely.

"I am having/experiencing mental pause."

"Sorry! mental pause."

by Delmuire February 2, 2010

Mentasm

Mental Orgasm-the ability to have an orgasm simply by mental concentration.

(Kiki sitting staring blankly)

Kiki:oh...uh...ah

(Joe walks in)

Joe:what are you staring at Kiki?!?

Kiki:Nothing Joe! Leave me alone! Shut up! Im bout ta have a mentasm!............Mmmmmmm...Oh yeah baby!

by Joe an Kiki May 13, 2010

Meatarific

When something is very meaty.

Check out my big T-Bone steak y’all. It’s meatarific!

by HT January 16, 2004

Meataphor

The replacement of one meat with another, usually at a breakfast restaurant.

Hey! The waiter replaced my bacon with ham without even telling me, and right here, the menu says "no unannounced meataphors!"

by iamtheram October 1, 2008

Mantage

MANTOGE (man-tah-dge): a montoge given in a manly, and incredibly vulgar manor.

the boondox saints: all saints day "mantage" was made up 10 minutes before roccos scene, after greenbean died, and El Duce (The Duke) appeared on scene, to kill the assassin.

by kiwikillakarnie May 24, 2010