Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.
I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3
I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3
by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023
Get the Mariomug. 
by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020
Get the Super Mario Galaxy 2mug. Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.
by anonymous May 4, 2022
Get the Mariomug. by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Mario Work Gearmug. An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.
Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!
Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
by seabohrium May 28, 2021
Get the Mariomug. (On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.
by Will Millinship December 14, 2008
Get the mario bottlermug.