dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.

Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.

by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010

Makina

A beautiful and crazy girl that loves sports and has a sweetheart of a dog.

Makina is cute.

by Mackmack1703 September 26, 2018

close marking

To stand really close to someone or to follow a person

Dude why you close marking me damn ..give a brother some room man

by Shadow January 24, 2005

Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.

Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.

by Dr00zle October 10, 2010

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

macking like wild sea lions

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: kissing and caressing, necking; sometimes a euphemism for sexual intercourse

Everyone at the party was pairing off and macking like wild sea lions in the corners.

by kerflop November 10, 2008