limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025

Limp Horndog

A girlfriend

My girlfriend Laurel is a Limp Horndog

by WaywardPrincess May 6, 2025

Limmy

The rev limiter on a car. The car reaches redline, and hits the limiter.

That fez ST is sick mate, get the cunt on limmy!

by DirtyCorn69 January 16, 2026

Limp Shrimp

A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned erectile dysfunction into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose performance couldn’t inflate a balloon.

Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.

“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”

by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Shrimp

(noun; tragic phenomenon)

A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.

Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.

“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”

by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limpish

Limpish is the best geometry dash player if you see him on globed be scared and turn off your playing device.

Oh no it's Limpish lets turn off our playing stations.

by Limpan May 28, 2025

Limpish

Limpish is the world's best geometry dash player in the world. If you see him in a globed server you NEED to turn off your playing device and go outside and touch grass.

Oh no it's Limpish we need to turn off our playing devices and touch grass.

by Limpan May 28, 2025