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knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".
Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
by Jboymc February 14, 2017
mugGet the knob brokemug.

Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman
That Pedo is a Lanky Knob
by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024
mugGet the Lanky Knobmug.

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.
My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.
by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022
mugGet the Czechoslovakian Door-Knobmug.

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions
There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.
by testacular August 16, 2016
mugGet the knob gobblermug.

Knob

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.
Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?
by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025
mugGet the Knobmug.

Knob Twitch

Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.
William: "Did you go to that party last night?"

Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"
by BamBeatz April 15, 2009
mugGet the Knob Twitchmug.

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob
mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!
by blacklover19 November 2, 2008
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

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