Kevin

A person with red hair also known as a ginger. He might also work at a verizon wireless store.

Kevin's have souls

by Kevin's papi February 7, 2014

kevinism

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004

kevin mcfall

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

by rodney March 12, 2005

Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

That finesse God who smells great and steals all of your chicks 100%. He finesses everyone and no one stands a chance against him. Only certain people, who are worthy enough, can make contact with him.

Is that Kevin? Holy shit, everyone bow down to the finesse God.

by Finess Deity January 7, 2017

Kevin

A Ching Chong nibba who is the reason you can't find your dog. If you ask him anything he will usually respond with asking if you juul. Him and his sidekick John are always the reason your class gets punished with a whip.

Kevin and John are both gay

Agreed

by Thatguy447 December 3, 2018