Jonah

A large Aussie bogan who is responsible for everything.
"When in doubt, blame Jonah."

Guy 1, "I think I left my phone at school,"
Guy 2, "I would blame Jonah."

by Skipper the Dipper November 16, 2016

Jonai

Jonai is a friendly nice person she hates getting bullied in she loves any body who treats her right shes smart in shes a true bestfriend

1.Jonai is smart.
2.Shes a true bestfriend.

by Smarttttttttttttt April 18, 2017

JoMassacre

Fitttt gorgeousss girrl from essex (y)

I thinkssss JoMassacre is gorgeous adn she's from essex?
LMAO

by katemasturbate January 11, 2008

jonail

Jonail is a girl who is usually extremely kind. Though she can over react slightly sometimes, she always comes around, and is there for her friends. All the boys have a crush on jonail. But none reveal it, because they feel like she's to good for them. Jonail is the best, best friend ever possible to have. Jonails usually have pretty brunette hair, and an extremely good taste in fashion, style, makeup, and hair. Jonails are amazing.

Omg Jonail!!

by Reagsbeags126 May 14, 2018

Jona

A girl that is hot as hell. She likes to play with your heart and is the smartest and most cunning girl out there. Most of them are Persian so that means they are destined to succeed in life. She is very funny and a chill person to hang out with. She is very humble but sometimes she so proud of something she wants to share it with her friends. She may come off as mean but she is very nice and caring. Once you are close to her she will not stop talking.

That Jona is very hot!
Wow! You should get you a Jona!

by Jona_ak November 12, 2018

Jona

The only shortened form of Jonathan that makes any logical sense. Pronounced John-a (as in half of Jonathan)

Seemingly deaf person: Hey what’s your name?
Jona: Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Jonny?
Jona: No, Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Oh... Jonno?
Jona: Jon-A
Seamingly deaf person: Jonah?
Jona:
Seamingly deaf person:
Jona: no

by It’spronouncedjon-a January 16, 2019

Jonah

A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.

Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.

by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019