jersey

LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I'm from New Jersey. I curse alot. I say "yo".Don't worry about how I tawk.I never had school on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. All good nights usually end at a diner, preferably w/ fries. It's a SUB, not a hoagie or worse , a hero, and I wash it down with soda,not POP. And I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. Its not New York City :it's simply "The City". I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, and they expect it. I'm from New Jersey , and I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE...

guy1: im guna teach that guy a lesson
guy2: nah chilll hes from jersey
guy1: damn, thanks for the warning

jersey guy: fcuk you (punches guy 1 for no reason) :)

by stephhyyy December 26, 2007

New Jersey Massacre

The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.

I was just cumming into Shannon when she new jersey Massacred all over me so i killed her.

by Corey Jew August March 25, 2010

New Jersey

The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.

If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.

by catxoxo December 13, 2010

Jersey Girl

Any girl who was born and raised in New Jersey. Mostly known for having hair that is very high, wearing lots of makeup and jewelry, and being able to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, chew gum, and bitch about their boyfriend all at the same time. Often, they have attended a private, all-girl catholic school so they are hard to fuck, but easy to get a blowjob from.

"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." - Bruce Springsteen

by Tim L. May 8, 2003

New Jersey Sauna

New Jersey Sauna-n. The after effect of taking an enormous dump in the toilet while someone is showering (doing it during prevents the SOB from flushing that shit torpedo). Turn off the bathroom ventilation and close the any windows. The dooky monster in the toilet is not flushed, rather, it is left so the steam from showering brings out the fullness of said thumper dumper and maximizing its aromatic properties. The steam and poo makes something reminiscent of a sauna in New Jersey.

*Note: for best results New Jersey Sauna should be done on a hot humid August night. Or after the consumption of any gut busting, anus destroying foods.

Suppose youre over at a friends for the night and you want to have a laugh, why not give them a New Jersey Sauna! Sneak into the bathroom just after he/she started to shower and take a massive dump. MAKE SURE THE FAN IS OFF and Dont flush, just let it simmer. The combination of steam and heat will enhance the poop smell and make them think they are in New Jersey on a hot summers night, which is awful.

by The Real PCT December 8, 2009

South Jersey

Contrary to many "North Jersey: definitions, South Jersey boasts an array of economic profitability to the state as a whole. It is home to the state's 3 nuclear power plants (which for the ignorant, do no emit radioactive pollution, so reserve your half-educated "jokes") which provide 50% of the energy consumption by the state. New Jersey ranks in the top five states in country for production of blueberries, cranberries, spinach, bell peppers, peaches and head lettuce, all of which are primarily grown in SOUTH JERSEY. Tourism, which also constitutes a considerable fraction of NJ's GDP, is virtually exclusive to the southern region on the state.
Not to mention cost of living, North Jersey may be dubbed "advanced" by some residents on here, however consider the median family income of a SJ county, Gloucester, at $82,655 with a median home value of $245,000. Morris County, in North Jersey, has a median family income of $102,096 and average home value of $458,000. I'm no mathematician but it seems that relative to income, North Jersey is significantly more expensive. Perhaps this explains why the state's foreclosures are concentrated in the Northern counties, not because the "advanced" counties are home to more expensive house values but because the real estate market is hyper-inflated.

Not to mention, the lack of diversity in SJ is relative to the Philly metro area, as NJ's is relative to the more diverse NYC...common sense.

Wow, instead of being an ignorant bigot who benefits from the substantial contribution South Jersey makes to the state as a whole, I could perhaps educate myself. In doing so, I may realize that all parts of NJ are benefactors to its strong economy, diverse population and landscape.

by 33justsaying September 27, 2011

hockey jersey

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.

I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.

by Slick18 November 18, 2007