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Italian Stallion 

A particularly hot, gorge, VERY well endowed Italian Silver Fox, or foxy DILF, who can literally go for hours and hours and hours like the stallion he is, making a woman squeal over and over again in total ecstasy until she gets that high she can actually see into the future, around corners and into parallel dimensions. That takes some doing. High five foxy DILF stallion! Yee ha! :)
The Italian Stallion had sexy time with the MILF in Durkastan and made her feel like an entirely new, refreshed woman...
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Italian Belt Buckle 

When you try to conceal a raging boner by placing it between your clothing waistline and stomach
"I had to make an Italian Belt Buckle before I stood up in class"

Italian sandpaper 

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.
1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

Italian egg 

Steph is being an Italian egg
Italian egg by Eggieeees December 3, 2019

Italian bubble bath 

When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles
"I just made an Italian bubble bath."

Italrican 

A man or woman who is both African and Italian
Aye that girl foreign af, she Italrican.
Italrican by obeeeeyyyyyyy January 15, 2020

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Italian Taxes by UnGenio January 30, 2020