An individual of distinct attractiveness, often aware of the fact.
One you would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.
One you would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.
by Killercatt October 21, 2009

Nose rape refers to the act of inserting one's finger(s) into an unsuspecting persons nostril.
The act of nose raping has transformed into a 21st century urban extreme sport. Similar to sport hunting, the point sport nose raping is to nose rape as many people as possible in creative ways. However, the people you nose rape must be complete strangers to you. Points are earned for successful nose rapes.
In the game of nose rape, it is common for different points to be awarded for a nose rape based on the difficulty of the nose rape. For example, a common nose rape point system is: 1 pt for single nostril nose rape, 2 pts for double penetration nose rape (DPNR), 3 pts for nose raping someone while they are in their car at a stop light, a cashier at a store who is ringing you up, or a bouncer at a bar. Any point system can be developed, so the above is just an example.
The act of nose raping has transformed into a 21st century urban extreme sport. Similar to sport hunting, the point sport nose raping is to nose rape as many people as possible in creative ways. However, the people you nose rape must be complete strangers to you. Points are earned for successful nose rapes.
In the game of nose rape, it is common for different points to be awarded for a nose rape based on the difficulty of the nose rape. For example, a common nose rape point system is: 1 pt for single nostril nose rape, 2 pts for double penetration nose rape (DPNR), 3 pts for nose raping someone while they are in their car at a stop light, a cashier at a store who is ringing you up, or a bouncer at a bar. Any point system can be developed, so the above is just an example.
Nose rape, or the act of violation of someone's nostrils with one's fingers, is a serious matter. A recent survey of American college students indicates that 1 out of 5 college students will be nose raped before they graduate. Although the act of nose rape may only last a few seconds the emotional scars last a lifetime.
by turdfurgusson December 16, 2011

n. A streetlight (or other light used for urban, outdoor, nighttime illumination) that inexplicably blinks out when you walk under it.
by Doctor Cyclops September 18, 2006

it is a situation one finds himself or herself frequently in college, when two or more papers are due in different classes in a short period of time. This results in staying up late, putting off everything else, and writing paper after paper until you feel like quitting school.
How to use this term:
You: "Sorry man, I can't do anything this week. I have two papers due today, one tomorrow, and one the next day."
Me: "Dang, you are totally getting paper raped right now."
You: "Yep, it sucks..."
You: "Sorry man, I can't do anything this week. I have two papers due today, one tomorrow, and one the next day."
Me: "Dang, you are totally getting paper raped right now."
You: "Yep, it sucks..."
by rab711 March 28, 2009

by cogglesnatch January 31, 2017

The act of sticking your penis into a hot steamy piece of freshly dropped excrement, must be well formed and freshly crapped. Not possible with diarrhea, may hurt your penis if tried.
by Justin Barbados November 21, 2013

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.
by b0mba September 21, 2020
