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imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.
"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"
by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022
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grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol
by wut_luke March 27, 2021
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grass grass

Hey man, you got any grass grass?
by massive_schlong February 20, 2017
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grass

something you, nor I, have touched
person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know
by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024
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Chair in the grass

People who likes to sit down alone and appreciate nature around them
"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.
Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
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