Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.

Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.

by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020

John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.

Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

booney face

someone with a stupid face.

jamie squats the night away with his booney face

by Joaquin Sanchez Rodriguez December 10, 2005

Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

bot face

When someone did something really stupid

Hey Antonio you just lost in madden... you bot face

by Bot Face March 2, 2021

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008