Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 06, 2011

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso March 01, 2012

Third Chair

A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.

“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast”

by dubsallday August 11, 2023

Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.

Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 16, 2020

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

by Fastasfkonabike February 09, 2022