TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

by genniex March 07, 2010

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paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

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paper mache

the act of ejaculating on a girl's face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.

I paper mache'd that sluts face

by chriswalken89 October 19, 2010

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Fly Paper

When a group of guys ejaculates on a bed and throws a passed out drunk chick on the bed and upon waking, the chick is stuck to the bed.

Amy was fly papered last night by the football team and is still stuck to the bed.

by Jbino17 November 19, 2010

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Rock Paper Scissors

The process of using hand signs to make quick final decisions on minor conflicts

John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."

Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.

Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."

by WBrown999 November 11, 2006

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