Happiest Redditor

The happiest redditor is used to describe a miserable loser ass nigga who can't understand the definition of happiness, nd can't understand the concept of an opinion, so they have to shit on you and your goals and achievements to cope with the fact that they have nothing and nobody and that they will never have anybody

Some loser on reddit just shat on a person who beat cancer, he must be the happiest redditor.

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

Happiest Redditor

The Happiest Redditor is someone usually the most miserable loser ass nigga on the face of planet earth, a chopped failure, who's allergic to showers and legal relationships. Their hard drive is full of cp and they can't understand the definition of happiness, can't grasp the concept of an opinion, so the only thing they do is shit on you, your interests, your goals, your achievements, because they have nothing and nobody and they never will.

Yo, this person on reddit just shit on someone for beating cancer, he must be one of the happiest redditors on this app

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

happiness

Happiness is an ocean of words and images you can’t explain to anyone, only one where you can warm your feet.

When you feel happiness, you don't confuse it with anything else.

by Maks_N January 13, 2026

Hack Happens

When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.

It's an updated version of shit happens.

Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man

by 1ezlife July 11, 2011

Shaint Happenin

A slang term combining the words Shit Ain't and Happening.

"Hey can you spot me another twenty bucks?"
"Shaint Happenin"

by Mikerey October 22, 2011

open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

Trendship happens

Friends feeding off of other friends trends.

It’s ok Betsy.. you’re cool with us all.. Trendship happens... you’re not better than us, and we like you also.. We all just want to fit in.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017