A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
Get the Door goblin mug.People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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by CorporalClink August 10, 2020
Get the Titty wobbling zitty goblin mug.A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020
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by anonymous September 26, 2020
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