Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

fucked up

Describes action or situation that conflicts with logic or certain expectations.

Note: Often used in place of the word "Wrong" or the phrase "not right". However, the phrase "Fucked up" is unburdened by any idea of absolute rightness or wrongness. Whereas describing an action or situation as wrong in this manner may imply some sort of anomaly in an assumedly perfect universe, a situation described as fucked up can be viewed merely as the product of a Universe that is just fucked up in general.

"That's was wrong."
"2+2=5 is wrong. That was fucked up."

"That's fucked up."
"65 million years ago, an asteroid killed every living thing on this plante bigger than a rat, now THAT was fucked up."

by Alfred Mordeir December 30, 2006

The fuckening

the force in which your amazing day is ruined by.

Realizing that I have a map and flag test soon was the fuckening of my weekend.

by Cody parkey 2.0 February 17, 2019

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

Fucked up

A vulgar way of expressing a situation that is unsurmountably ruined or messed up ; often a way of emphasising the stupidity of said person's actions and intended to offend them on a mental level ; an elevated way of describing a pure dumbass

John: I gave Jim 20 quarters and in return I got 100 pennies! What a TRADE! :D
James: Dude you can't get more fucked up than that....

by SiddyBoo June 2, 2015

donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

by Tommy Ticketmaster March 2, 2009

Plant Fucker

Someone who has unnatural love of plants. Even going as far as fornication with them.

StephenNGN loves plants. He is a Plant Fucker.

by RacheyFatale December 23, 2012