National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days

John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut

by Riley barker December 2, 2021

hood homie

A hood homie is a friend or bro that lives in your neighborhood if you have more than one hood homie then you got hood homies

Me:yo what's up hood homie

Hood homie:wassup bro

by [e-mail] January 1, 2020

Homie hopper

Girls that hop from one homie to the other in a short amount of time.

Yeo you see julianna over there?

Yeah dude isn’t she a homie hopper?!

by Yourmomsdad January 6, 2020

Homie hopper

Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳

Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋

by Dumbass Nigga January 11, 2020

Homie hopper

Hopping from homie to homie on the daily, getting a new boyfriend every week, talking to a new boy every week

That girl is a homie hopper because she keeps talking to a new boy every week

by Thehomieishot January 21, 2020

Homie Hopper

Someone that fucks, snatches, flirts or sexts someone else’s mans or wife’s.

Rachel fuxked Ava’s boyfriend last night. She’s such a homie hopper!!!

by Babieeegirlll February 5, 2020

Homies

The SEXIEST of Beasts

Me: Yo the homies are coming over
Nick: Thats pretty hot

by ajm_ March 26, 2020