by StraightFlushPlumbing September 15, 2018
by Epicfalcon21 October 29, 2020
Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho
by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020
by Bee Syrup November 11, 2015
A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010
I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.
by uiouuisdfmio;er5 e 34eri December 06, 2008
A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.
Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.
They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.
They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
God damn Wemyss Bird!
by Nickel West March 13, 2008