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shirt fight

A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)

Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"

Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."

Person 1: "A shirt fight?"

Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013
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lilac shirts

something you buy for a person of extreme douche-baggery.
girl 1: hes such a douche bag!
girl 2: we'll just have to buy him some lilac shirts.
by dabobaizboilin March 8, 2010
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Sweatin' Shirts

Sweating so much that you need multiple shirts during the day. Alternatively it may refer to sweating through multiple shirts at one time. Started being used even before the word snox, the first term which inspired a monstrous batch of revolutionary new lingo.
Man, it's so frakin' hot out here. I'm sweatin' shirts!
by Matt-E-Okee July 22, 2010
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Shirt

I’m the definition of shirt”
by Isaiah Lopez October 4, 2022
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Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"
The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.
by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021
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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024
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