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"Oh, Shit!" Factor

In a pick-up or organized game of football, the "Oh Shit!" Pairing is the pairing between an "Oh Shit!" Man and the unwilling wide receiver he usually covers. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" Pairing when the wide receiver gets hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man and screams "Oh Shit!" before he gets hit. After that one hit, an "Oh Shit!" Pairing is born. The unwilling wide receiver is usually afraid of being hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man, so he doesn't get open and might drop passes.

The "Oh Shit!" Man is the man that gives the usually bone-crushing hit in an "Oh Shit!" Pairing. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" by when an unwilling wide receiver gets hit by a strong defensive player.
Mike catches the ball but Logan is about to hit him. Mike screams "Oh Shit!" and the "Oh, Shit!" Factor comes into play.
by PASHU February 17, 2006
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piss factory

piss factory means pub or bar where people go to drink large amounts of alcohol.
especially a drunken man who loves drinking beer uses this word.

1 pint beer makes 1 pint piss!
T: where are you going?
B: Im going to the piss factory.
by Takako June 11, 2006
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Douche Factory

A college or university which produces a large number of douchebags.
Brad just graduated from ASU with a degree in communications which shows what a douche factory that place is.
by MINDGASM May 20, 2009
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Penis Factory

A person who is such a fuck that he or she is reduced to a large scale production of retardedness and thus causes all others around to scower in terror with multiple Organs (usualy penises) in their mouths.
Colton Organ you're such a penis factory!
by sepnchris August 15, 2007
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Chocolate Factory

the chocolate factory is a sexual move most aptly defined by its many steps, ergo the chocolate factory. first, the man chews chocolate into his mouth until melted, and then proceeds to spit into the woman's asshole. She then discharges it onto the man's penis and follows by eating it off the man's genitals. The process repeats until all the chocolate is eaten or absorbed into the body.
Aww man, I'm so tired, I was up doing the chocolate factory with my girl.
by thomashather February 13, 2018
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glass factory

a place in which the production of methamphetamine, otherwise known as crystal meth, occurs ("glass" is another term for methamphetamine)
Breaking Bad Season 3

(Jesse and Walt fighting over money)
Jesse: I'm gonna run a glass factory all by myself you b**ch!
by ayeema July 20, 2012
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Hotness Factor

A numerical value assigned to a female which, on a scale of 1 to 10, reflects her level of hotness when taking into account her engagement in lesbian or bisexual activity.

The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.

This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
In the examples below, assume that Sally and Brenda both have hotness values which meet my minimum threshold for sex without taking into account their hotness factor.

Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.

Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.

Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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