flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together

“Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen”

by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020

Flat

Naomi Richards

Naomi is flat

by The biggest boomer April 21, 2020

Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead

Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”

by lizoge January 30, 2021