Flake Case

A person, typically Christian, who is your friend at first but then forgets about you, commits to other people when they're bored, show their interest in those people until they get bored with them and someone "more awesome" comes along. They normally talk about how much they "love" you but never act on it, because Jesus is the only real person who will be their bff, even though they say everyone else will be.

My roommate is a flake case. I used to be friends with her but now she pushed me away. Boo.

by Former Friend August 2, 2008

Corn Flake

The flakes found on a(n) penis or vagina. Usually found when the gentiles are dry. These are also made into the comman kids cereal.

I love my corn flakes fresh.

by 1A1A December 6, 2010

Fanking

1. Masturbate + Fapping +Spanking
2. A sadomasochistic way of masturbating.

Oh, I was just fanking.

by iamgodzilla! September 13, 2011

flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

Fank

A term coined by Mighty Car Mods hosts Blair Joscelyne aka MOOG and Martin Mullholland aka Marty which consists of taking a photograph of an object/product packaging near one's crotch and holding the item in such a way that a suggestive meaning can be read

Marty fell over with laughter after seeing this week's fank of the week

by Haligonian February 28, 2017

Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004

fank

fucking+jank

"this is fank!"

by Cheeseh April 25, 2009