English

English is overly complicated

WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

English Teacher

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.

Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher

by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022

use english

its not that hard

please use english

by maharg jackson June 1, 2022

Englisher

Someone who speaks english. 21st century.

Wow Juliet, you’re a great englisher.

by jacobioussarorious December 10, 2021

idk english

if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is

me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh

by your local department March 30, 2022

English Duffle Coat

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.

Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021