waffel donkey

waffel donkey' someone that can tlak crap about noting and never shuts up

my mates a waffel donkey they keep chatin crap about shit i dont want to hear

by batmans cat October 15, 2009

Aids Donkey

When unable to locate the source of a sexually transmitted infection, it is presumed to have come from the Aids Donkey, usually a cock hungry emo slut, or rarely another self esteem challenged 20 something stereotype with the entire sexual history of a community tattooed on the inside of their ass.

Dude, where did you get that rash ? Oh dude it appeared after I screwed Amy Victoria, you know the Aids Donkey chick.

by BC Peppers December 26, 2011

scabby donkey

a female with very low morals

a scabby donkey is a slack girl that sleeps with married men and their friends, also been known to lapdance in public places

by redz2605 January 26, 2014

donkey punch

An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.

Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!

by Addie >=D October 18, 2007

Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

B-donka-don't

Similar to B-donka-donk, but this time, you really don't want to hit that shit.

That girl doesn't have a B-donka-donk, she's got a B-donka-don't!

by ADDDDDDDddd November 10, 2008

put a donk on it

A close synonym for 'hurry up' or 'get a move on.' Used to indicate that the person needs to get their shit together and often leave. To increase the urgency in the expression one can use 'fucking' between the 'a' and the 'donk.'

Also used when having a drinking session with friends to encorage a member of the group to finish their drink or catch up with the others.

Friend 1: Have you packed yet? We need to leave otherwise we're going to miss the train.
Friend 2: No mate. I'm just about to.
Friend 1: Well put a fucking donk on it then!

Drinking Friend 1: Everyone finished their cans yeh?

Drinking Friends: Yeh, get us some more mate.
Slow drinking friend: Don't worry about me guys, i've still got half to go. Start without me.

Drinking friend 1: Come on mate put a donk on it and we'll start the next can together.

by Revilo JW November 14, 2010