dj

a stupid idiot that just is like kc

DJ WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND GET HIT BY A SMELL OF KC AND GETS HIT BY A BUS

by Randomnmn March 30, 2023

DJ Syndrome

an amateur music producer that makes the simplest 4 on 4 beat which is really not that good in general, but then people start liking it. Therefore, he gains a slight following as a result, which gets to his head and boosts his ego. He then thinks he's the best producer on earth and that everybody else who makes the same type of music is shit

Chris: Hey dude you wanna collab?
John: Stfu your music is trash get on my level first
Chris: Sounds like DJ Syndrome to me...

by likeasomeboodee September 24, 2020

Dj Whore

Y-Y-Yo DJ play a hard bass song
I'll ride your bass line all night long
Give me a beat - Like this
I'll taste the bass that's on my lips

Oh baby baby, I like that
It sends the shivers down my back
Think I'll come and dance with you
Yeah, up behind the DJ booth

I'm 2 steps ahead of you
O-On my knees infront of you
Swallowed the pill that was on my tongue
And you'll be next, it won't be long

I've got the beats, I've got the bass
I've got the treats, for you to taste
Get you're body on the floor
I'll drop the bass you DJ whore

by Ekyl August 8, 2016

DJ maniscalco

hey dj, sorry to say it but you do think that gurls dig you,

by unkown October 6, 2003

Faux DJ

A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:

Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm

Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.

by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017

DJ PACI

Обича да ебе мъже и да лиже аналния отвор. По принцип е пасивен но може и да активен. Най много обича да лъска в час на снимки на фънки

DJ PACI IS VERY GAY

by Ebacha na paco December 13, 2021

Friday DJ Club

Sharing music on Friday mornings to kick off your weekend. Songs can be whatever your current favorite jam is, something related to current events, or a fun throw back.

Trying to decide on my selection for Friday DJ Club. I can’t believe we have been doing this now for 4 years! I love getting new music recommendations and rockin’ out to the classics. Thanks SS and CV!

by jenny cool beans May 4, 2024