Dead inside

The person reading this post.

Why are you doing this you dead inside person. Do some real work.

by Deadinsidedumbass442 December 16, 2018

Dead Birds

A Hardcore gang in the Central Valley of California. Includes various freaks and misfits. Each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. The founders call themselves; Hawx and Shags.
The gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.

Me: "Dude, why the ---- do you have 'Crow' tattoo'd on your wrist."
David crow "Porque I'm a part of Dead Birds now, ese."
Me: "Dear god, they got you too?"

by Sammy Hawx[not] September 27, 2006

Dead Hand

Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction

I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb

by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010

Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

dead buns

Similar to saying "Are you serious?".

"Yo muh dude kiesha is prego."

"Are you DEAD BUNS?"

by jujy February 2, 2009

Dead Dad Coupon

A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.

"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."

"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."

by xteri December 28, 2009

Dead Trim

A really bad haircut.
Also referring to caolan o'brien's hair

Caolan has some dead trim

by KieranQuinn June 6, 2017