by NY-SEE January 24, 2010
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When you think you have found a girl good enough for you from here good luck. You are better off digging through trash they either bang half the kootenay ice team or suck a dick for a pack of smokes. they are heartless stone cold bitches that use their make up to cover their problems,one day they are crazy for you the next day they are talking to team chlamydia from the Whl but dont worry they are "just friends".
Oh? Her? Yeah i know her shes a cranbrook hoe she threw a party for her and her friends to sleep with the hockey team.
by Yours_truly 23 February 2, 2019
Get the Cranbrook hoe mug.This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006
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