Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti

There goes the Cotton Candy Pimp!

by Zeke March 10, 2004

british cottage

when a girl is getting it from the front and the back at the same time

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

cotton candy

To hook something onto a confection.

"What happened to your new coat?" Willy Wonka's wife said.

Sheepishly, Willy replied, "I got it cotton candy and it tore."

by fidificus April 30, 2003

cotton picking hands

A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.

Get your cotton picking hands off of that TV, boy!

by Mark Alfano July 3, 2015

Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.

Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013

the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

by rimlover October 30, 2010

Cotton Gin

A device used by predators to recharge their cotton powered weapons.

(The predator recharged his cotton cannon at a cotton gin

by Bond of Blood December 24, 2010