rocky mountain coffee

drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session

rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug

by schwerve August 11, 2008

coffee pot poacher

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”

Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!

by Reelriver April 27, 2015

Dirty Coffee Shop

The act of anal sex after the receiver has received but not released a coffee enema.

I hung out with Joleen last night. We enjoyed the Dirty Coffee Shop. It tickled a bit.

by AdmK July 17, 2019

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.

I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Coffee Shop Girl

Quiet and intellectual; a girl who spends her time alone or in the company of old novels. She often paints or sketches; perhaps she is a photographer. She will occasionally drink simple coffee, but can more often be found drinking herbal tea. She writes poems, lyrics, and sometimes stories, and is often a pianist. She is the girl that can be found in the corner of the suburban coffee shop or bookstore every morning, drinking her usual and reading with her glasses halfway down her nose. She is most likely a believer in true love.

Benjamin: "I heard Ned's going out with that coffee shop girl he met on Saturday."

Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates."

by BrittBrittBritt November 29, 2014

teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.

The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.

by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021

coffee and eggs for two

A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.

Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.

It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.

I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.

by Jen Minola July 31, 2005