"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'
by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010
Get the The Devil's Coffee Potmug. I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Texas Coffee Breakmug. by AdmK July 17, 2019
Get the Dirty Coffee Shopmug. Coffee pot poachers: Alert
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
by Reelriver April 27, 2015
Get the coffee pot poachermug. Quiet and intellectual; a girl who spends her time alone or in the company of old novels. She often paints or sketches; perhaps she is a photographer. She will occasionally drink simple coffee, but can more often be found drinking herbal tea. She writes poems, lyrics, and sometimes stories, and is often a pianist. She is the girl that can be found in the corner of the suburban coffee shop or bookstore every morning, drinking her usual and reading with her glasses halfway down her nose. She is most likely a believer in true love.
Benjamin: "I heard Ned's going out with that coffee shop girl he met on Saturday."
Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates."
Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates."
by BrittBrittBritt November 29, 2014
Get the Coffee Shop Girlmug. Noun.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
Get the teacher's coffee testmug. A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
by Jen Minola July 31, 2005
Get the coffee and eggs for twomug.