by sacksmack February 16, 2004
Get the chodes malonemug. Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own
by Yur Dad February 9, 2018
Get the Bode the Chodemug. by dyaln875 June 8, 2009
Get the chode-tasticmug. A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
Get the chode loafmug. 1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.
2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.
A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.
A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...
2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...
2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
by R_Eldred November 23, 2011
Get the Chode Warriormug. A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.
Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Marisa: Hey, how was your night?
Ally: Horrible!
Marisa: Why?
Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
Ally: Horrible!
Marisa: Why?
Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
by gsh0t July 1, 2010
Get the Reverse Chodemug. When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".
by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008
Get the Chode Salsamug.