chodes malone

a random nickname used on people.

"Hey chodes malone, wanna smack the cock"
"Sure"

by sacksmack February 16, 2004

chode-tastic

when sumone has a chode that is so wide that it would please a man or woman no matter what.

dude his dick is soooo chode-tastic it ripped my asspussy in half.

by dyaln875 June 8, 2009

Tuna chode

Nasty smelling chode penis.

Damn, That boy has a Tuna chode.
See chode.

by Lexilynn November 3, 2009

donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

Reverse Chode

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.

Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!

by gsh0t July 1, 2010

Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.

Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".

by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008

chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;

hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008