From the Indian Premier League cricket team, Deccan Chargers. The act of sprinting (or charging) up the stairs in order to gain quick access to the shitter before one's arse explodes, as a result of a dodgy Ruby Murray.
Quentin: Have you heard about that Indian Restaurant giving it's customers food poisoning? Apparently a batch of off chicken came in at weekend.
Tarquin: Yeah, the town centre was full of Deccan Chargers on Saturday night. I only wanted a piss in the bogs but couldn't move for shit.
Tarquin: Yeah, the town centre was full of Deccan Chargers on Saturday night. I only wanted a piss in the bogs but couldn't move for shit.
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