by Captain Pancake January 12, 2005
Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.
Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.
Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.
by Shitpie May 18, 2007
Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.
by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014
1. boring
2. Not cool
3. Stupid
4. sad
5. crappy
6. pathetic
7. ugly
8. fat
9. Fanboy
10. tries to hard.
11. has no imagination.
2. Not cool
3. Stupid
4. sad
5. crappy
6. pathetic
7. ugly
8. fat
9. Fanboy
10. tries to hard.
11. has no imagination.
Captain Drake is stupid.
by Captain Drake December 07, 2003
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.
Some one who destroys property.
Some one who destroys property.
We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV
by withinthecube December 27, 2012