canadian dick 

a dick often extremly small and square

Guy 1: Oh my god Jack has such a canadian dick
Guy 2: Yah thats killer!
Jack: YOU GUYS ARE ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!

canadian dick by damnfly May 6, 2009

Canadian Tuxedo 

Disgustingly unfashionable clothing worn by Canadians or blue-collar Americans. They usually refer to one of the two...

1) Denim on denim. A jean jacket with a matching pair of jeans.

2) A plaid button-down shirt and a pair of dickies.

Like the guido tuxedo (tracksuit shananigans), these clothes aren't suited for anything other than a casual party. Unlike the guido tuxedo, a Canadian tuxedo isn't really suited for a casual party either.

Hey, we are going to a hockey/nascar/wrestling event. Bring your Canadian tuxedo.

Canadian Tuxedo by The Sub February 4, 2005

Canadian history 

The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.

Yesterday was just another Canadian history lesson in Thunder Bay

Canadian history by Artdickyoulate February 6, 2010

Canadian donkey 

Used to describe an idiotic black man. Most commonly used by someone who does not want to be considered racist.

We dont say nigger here, we say Canadian donkey!!!

Canadian donkey by Zski July 9, 2007

Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

Canadian Salsa by nohbudi July 25, 2007

[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

[Canadian] Military by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011

canadian roundhouse 

While giving a blow job the the receiver is thwomped in the face with the givers genitals during ejaculation making the receivers face look snowy

We had to clean our mess up from all the Canadian roundhouses I gave

canadian roundhouse by chickenfririce>I July 25, 2009