Butter Your Nutter

To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.

Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll go nice n smooth.

by Poor Raped Goat May 31, 2006

Butterbear

An alias used by Facebook trolls, a troll whom you can't escape even by using the most drastic anti-trolling software.

"Where Butterbear? I haven't seen him toda... Oh wait there he is..."

by MrSdnah August 2, 2009

Butlerd

To be Butlerd is to be defeated so brutally, so intensely, that that to be pwnzrd is an understatement. This only ever happens when Will Butler defeats someone.

Person A: Aaww man that Will Butler guy is so good at Warcraft 3! He destroyed me!
Person B: Dude, your wrong..
Person A: What? You mean I didn't lose that bad?
Person B: Dude you got Butlerd..

by InTheMist November 27, 2009

Butleries

Plural; a series of tasks imposed upon the guest by the host. Often times the amount and level of butleries will reveal that the host invited the guest solely for the purpose of making them his butler.

Host: "Hey, thanks for coming over. Will you grab me a beer out of the fridge, and then plug-in the XBOX so we can play some Halo."
Guest: "Dude, what's with all the butleries?"

by xaniel2000 April 11, 2010

Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.

Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.

by ghetto_gunslinger May 27, 2010

Butler up

To ruin a conversation or point by giving your pointless, and worthless 2 cents.

You "Hey ladies, how are you doing this evening? Can I buy you all a drink?"

Your friend who kills your chances at getting any "Hey babes... do you listen to metal?"

You "Way to Butler up this conversation and screw me out of poontang."

by TheCole82 May 29, 2011

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

by GreggMo February 12, 2012