An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
by theartser June 19, 2020
Get the Naked Wizardmug. by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
Get the Hard as my dick when I see a naked chickmug. When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.
Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)
The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)
The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.
Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.
Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
Get the Naked and Knocked Upmug. Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you
The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette
No my balls are still sore from last night we played
No my balls are still sore from last night we played
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
Get the Nut busted naked roulettemug. by Legg-man_okc September 6, 2019
Get the Naked in the rainmug. by hdhdhfhdududjf February 16, 2023
Get the naked freeze tagmug. A person or persons with no clothes on. In their birthday suit. Can also be an item/inattiment object like a parade float with no covering, just bare structure
by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
Get the Nakedmug.