Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.

While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.

by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009

Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

naked freeze tag

World Renowned Fashion Designer
Know as @nakedfreezetag

Did you see the new pieces naked freeze tag jus handed crafted ?

by hdhdhfhdududjf February 16, 2023

Naked in the rain

Feeling the rain on your body while being fully nude.

Let's get naked in the rain.

by Legg-man_okc September 6, 2019

Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.

"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared

by MrSquishy March 13, 2022

Naked

A person or persons with no clothes on. In their birthday suit. Can also be an item/inattiment object like a parade float with no covering, just bare structure

That girl/boy is naked, put some clothes on

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018