In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 10, 2024
A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine
by CharlieRomeo September 04, 2021
by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020
A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 04, 2023
While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
by Cptnhowdy May 15, 2018
by 870 boys November 21, 2013
When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 03, 2024